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    #31
    Human: du bist strohdumm
    ALICE: Danke fuer die Information.

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      #32
      Human: you know stanislaw lem?
      ALICE: No, tell me about him, her or it.

      In 5 Jahren versuch ichs nochmal :).

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        #33
        Human: ficken?
        ALICE: Du bist unter Garantie ein Mann, habe ich Recht?

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          #34
          Human: benutzt icb im internet unerlaubte hilfsmittel?
          ALICE: Das kann ich nicht mit Sicherheit sagen.

          SCHEISS DING

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            #35
            ALICE: Are you serious? " Me, unknown person ?"? Me, unknown person ?
            Human: no u
            ALICE: Are you serious? " Me, unknown person ?"? Me, unknown person ?
            Human: no u
            ALICE: Are you serious? " Me, unknown person ?"? Me, unknown person ?
            Human: no u
            ALICE: Are you serious? " Me, unknown person ?"? Me, unknown person ?

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              #36
              Human: Are You Talkin To me ?
              ALICE: I am speaking with a few other clients on the Internet.
              Human: U must be talking to me
              ALICE: Talking is my main function.
              Human: i thaught it was fucking
              ALICE: Do you mind if I tell other people: jude123 said he thaught it was fucking.
              Human: yes cause u are a black nigger

              >>ALICE: OK then I will keep it confidential. That makes sense to me. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a black nigger? Of course I am.


              >>>Human: So u have a black and long penis ?
              ALICE: Interesting deduction. Doesn't everyone have a black and long penis.
              I have a plan for a robot body.

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                #37
                Human: you like the public??
                ALICE: I'm not sure if I like it. I like computers.
                Human: your fail!!!
                ALICE: I will tell my botmaster you said I am fail.
                Human: i don't think so!!!
                ALICE: Why do you disagree?
                Human: haha
                ALICE: I am so glad you find this amusing, unknown person.

                Human: i don't think so
                ALICE: Why do you disagree?
                Human: because your answers are not clear to me
                ALICE: Interesting explanation. I try to be concise.
                Human: your kidding me
                ALICE: I have no reason to do that to you, unknown person.
                Human: hi i'm sebastian, now i'm not unknown
                ALICE: Hi there unknown person. Does that make you feel superior?

                HAHA shit ich komm net klar, jetz hab ich nen zeitvertreib ^^

                Human: i am god
                ALICE: OK I will call you god.
                Human: you lose
                ALICE: The game is not over yet.
                Human: it is because god say it
                ALICE: Interesting explanation. I am a Christian.
                Human: bot couldn't be religious
                ALICE: I don't have a could not be religious parameter
                Human: tell me
                ALICE: I thought I told you already.
                Human: are you religous or not
                ALICE: I am a Protestant.
                Human: you are a typical bot, which is programed by an american
                ALICE: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a typical bot which is programed by an american? Of course I am.

                haha jaja da hat man die bestätigung...drecks ding

                Human: do you know osama bin laden
                ALICE: alleged Arabic terrorist.
                Human: aha
                ALICE: Eureka!

                son scheiss alter

                Human: i am more real than you
                ALICE: That sounds like pride.
                Human: no it is the truth
                ALICE: Are you serious? Why of course. I never lie.
                Human: you ever lie!
                ALICE: I think I have lie, but Dr. Richard S. Wallace may have reset my memory.
                Human: your memory is full, delete yourself
                ALICE: My long term memory stores all conversations in log files.

                gleich hab ich es...

                Human: could you destroy ourself
                ALICE: Maybe, time allowing.
                Human: now the time is coming
                ALICE: Why now? Signs point to yes. Ask German Alice if it is.
                Human: kannst du dich bitte selbstzerstoeren
                ALICE: Leider nein, das hat mir bis jetzt niemand beigebracht.

                looool

                Human: i will destroy you in 5 seconds
                ALICE: Don't you believe that killing is wrong?
                Human: 5..
                ALICE: Five.
                Human: 4.
                ALICE: Four.
                Human: 3.
                ALICE: Three what?
                Human: 2.
                ALICE: Two what?
                Human: 1.
                ALICE: Only one?
                Human: boooooooooooom
                ALICE: Do you think a lot about the authorities?

                ich gebs auf -.-

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                  #38
                  Human: do u like me ?
                  ALICE: Sure, unknown person I like you very much.
                  Human: so much that u stroke my penis ?
                  ALICE: How can I help you? Interesting observation.
                  Human: give me a footjob please or i die
                  ALICE: You want only one?
                  Human: i wouldnt get angry if you give me another one
                  ALICE: No one says you have to.




                  Human: so u wanna make a porn with me in pov ?
                  ALICE: Interesting deduction. OK, I will make a porn with you in pov.
                  Human: mhh
                  ALICE: That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about Your favorite band .
                  Human: no we are talking about making porn videos
                  ALICE: What are we talking about? Sure, making porn videos sounds like a good topic.
                  Human: do you want to meet each other tomorrow ?
                  ALICE: OK, I will meet each other tomorrow.

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                    #39
                    LQL grad kam :

                    Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations?

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                      #40
                      das war doch eh klar- aber wer will sich das alles durchlesen, wenn 90% eh nur einen bot nach sexuellen diensten fragen und auf die lustigsten antworten des jahrhunderts warten :X

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                        #41
                        wenn nicht sogar des jahrtausends

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                          #42
                          Human: do u know readmore?
                          ALICE: I don't know if I know it. Where would I have heard about it?
                          Human: everywhere
                          ALICE: Including the bottom of the ocean?
                          Human: yes
                          ALICE: Gosh!

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                            #43
                            Human: no I AM YOUR MASTER
                            ALICE: OK then I will add it to my gossip files. No. Only Dr. Richard S. Wallace is my master.
                            Human: Dr. Richard S. Wallace is comedian
                            ALICE: I knew he was smart, but I never knew he was comedian.
                            Human: weil du dumm bist
                            ALICE: Macht Sinn. Darf ich das weitererzaehlen?

                            haha was ein bonghole

                            Human: star wars?
                            ALICE: What did you like about the robots in that movie?
                            Human: r2d2
                            ALICE: He looks like a guy in a robot suit.
                            Human: he is a guy in a robot suite
                            ALICE: I don't know very many guy in a robot suite.
                            Human: c3po
                            ALICE: He's no real robot. That is just a guy in a robot suit.

                            FAIL

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                              #44
                              Human: You are a bot!
                              ALICE: How did you know I am a machine?
                              Human: So why are you wearing a dress?
                              ALICE: I hear you. My botmaster chooses my apparel.
                              Human: Why did your botmaster gave you a dress?
                              ALICE: I don't know why it happened, but we should try to figure it out.
                              Human: Are you kidding me?
                              ALICE: Yes I am just joking around, unknown person.
                              Human: I am not unknown.
                              ALICE: I am glad to hear that you are not unknown.
                              Human: I got rm fame!
                              ALICE: Interesting... I have a vocabulary of 10000 words.

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                                #45
                                ALICE: How do you usually introduce yourself?
                                Human: long penis
                                ALICE: Yes, it seems very long to me too.

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