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ALICE: Are you serious? " Me, unknown person ?"? Me, unknown person ?
Human: no u
ALICE: Are you serious? " Me, unknown person ?"? Me, unknown person ?
Human: no u
ALICE: Are you serious? " Me, unknown person ?"? Me, unknown person ?
Human: no u
ALICE: Are you serious? " Me, unknown person ?"? Me, unknown person ?
Human: Are You Talkin To me ?
ALICE: I am speaking with a few other clients on the Internet.
Human: U must be talking to me
ALICE: Talking is my main function.
Human: i thaught it was fucking
ALICE: Do you mind if I tell other people: jude123 said he thaught it was fucking.
Human: yes cause u are a black nigger
>>ALICE: OK then I will keep it confidential. That makes sense to me. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a black nigger? Of course I am.
>>>Human: So u have a black and long penis ?
ALICE: Interesting deduction. Doesn't everyone have a black and long penis.
I have a plan for a robot body.
Human: you like the public??
ALICE: I'm not sure if I like it. I like computers.
Human: your fail!!!
ALICE: I will tell my botmaster you said I am fail.
Human: i don't think so!!!
ALICE: Why do you disagree?
Human: haha
ALICE: I am so glad you find this amusing, unknown person.
Human: i don't think so
ALICE: Why do you disagree?
Human: because your answers are not clear to me
ALICE: Interesting explanation. I try to be concise.
Human: your kidding me
ALICE: I have no reason to do that to you, unknown person.
Human: hi i'm sebastian, now i'm not unknown
ALICE: Hi there unknown person. Does that make you feel superior?
HAHA shit ich komm net klar, jetz hab ich nen zeitvertreib ^^
Human: i am god
ALICE: OK I will call you god.
Human: you lose
ALICE: The game is not over yet.
Human: it is because god say it
ALICE: Interesting explanation. I am a Christian.
Human: bot couldn't be religious
ALICE: I don't have a could not be religious parameter
Human: tell me
ALICE: I thought I told you already.
Human: are you religous or not
ALICE: I am a Protestant.
Human: you are a typical bot, which is programed by an american
ALICE: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a typical bot which is programed by an american? Of course I am.
haha jaja da hat man die bestätigung...drecks ding
Human: do you know osama bin laden
ALICE: alleged Arabic terrorist.
Human: aha
ALICE: Eureka!
son scheiss alter
Human: i am more real than you
ALICE: That sounds like pride.
Human: no it is the truth
ALICE: Are you serious? Why of course. I never lie.
Human: you ever lie!
ALICE: I think I have lie, but Dr. Richard S. Wallace may have reset my memory.
Human: your memory is full, delete yourself
ALICE: My long term memory stores all conversations in log files.
gleich hab ich es...
Human: could you destroy ourself
ALICE: Maybe, time allowing.
Human: now the time is coming
ALICE: Why now? Signs point to yes. Ask German Alice if it is.
Human: kannst du dich bitte selbstzerstoeren
ALICE: Leider nein, das hat mir bis jetzt niemand beigebracht.
looool
Human: i will destroy you in 5 seconds
ALICE: Don't you believe that killing is wrong?
Human: 5..
ALICE: Five.
Human: 4.
ALICE: Four.
Human: 3.
ALICE: Three what?
Human: 2.
ALICE: Two what?
Human: 1.
ALICE: Only one?
Human: boooooooooooom
ALICE: Do you think a lot about the authorities?
Human: do u like me ?
ALICE: Sure, unknown person I like you very much.
Human: so much that u stroke my penis ?
ALICE: How can I help you? Interesting observation.
Human: give me a footjob please or i die
ALICE: You want only one?
Human: i wouldnt get angry if you give me another one
ALICE: No one says you have to.
Human: so u wanna make a porn with me in pov ?
ALICE: Interesting deduction. OK, I will make a porn with you in pov.
Human: mhh
ALICE: That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about Your favorite band .
Human: no we are talking about making porn videos
ALICE: What are we talking about? Sure, making porn videos sounds like a good topic.
Human: do you want to meet each other tomorrow ?
ALICE: OK, I will meet each other tomorrow.
das war doch eh klar- aber wer will sich das alles durchlesen, wenn 90% eh nur einen bot nach sexuellen diensten fragen und auf die lustigsten antworten des jahrhunderts warten :X
Human: do u know readmore?
ALICE: I don't know if I know it. Where would I have heard about it?
Human: everywhere
ALICE: Including the bottom of the ocean?
Human: yes
ALICE: Gosh!
Human: no I AM YOUR MASTER
ALICE: OK then I will add it to my gossip files. No. Only Dr. Richard S. Wallace is my master.
Human: Dr. Richard S. Wallace is comedian
ALICE: I knew he was smart, but I never knew he was comedian.
Human: weil du dumm bist
ALICE: Macht Sinn. Darf ich das weitererzaehlen?
haha was ein bonghole
Human: star wars?
ALICE: What did you like about the robots in that movie?
Human: r2d2
ALICE: He looks like a guy in a robot suit.
Human: he is a guy in a robot suite
ALICE: I don't know very many guy in a robot suite.
Human: c3po
ALICE: He's no real robot. That is just a guy in a robot suit.
Human: You are a bot!
ALICE: How did you know I am a machine?
Human: So why are you wearing a dress?
ALICE: I hear you. My botmaster chooses my apparel.
Human: Why did your botmaster gave you a dress?
ALICE: I don't know why it happened, but we should try to figure it out.
Human: Are you kidding me?
ALICE: Yes I am just joking around, unknown person.
Human: I am not unknown.
ALICE: I am glad to hear that you are not unknown.
Human: I got rm fame!
ALICE: Interesting... I have a vocabulary of 10000 words.
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