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    #91
    I am an attention-starved female with two "technical" boyfriends and I still don't feel loved enough. Someone love me please.

    Einfach das posten dann ist schon gg:)

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      #92
      A_rhYme postete
      Stranger: Its-a ME! Mario!!!
      You: hi
      You: luigi here
      Stranger: mama-mia! what are you doing on the internet luigi?
      You: searching for the princess
      Stranger: im-a sorry she is-a in another-a castle.
      You: u've seen her?
      You: or bowser
      Stranger: luigi i-a saw your collection of-a gay porn
      You: there was-a one film together with-a u my brother
      Stranger: WHAT-A
      You: like u, me, the princess and toad...
      Stranger: i dont-a remeber that-a that must of been-a when i was-a really stoned
      You: yeah when-a we ate all the mushrooms
      Your conversational partner has disconnected.

      haha geilste D: :D

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        #93
        Connecting to server...
        You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
        A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
        Stranger: Grüezi!
        Stranger: anyone there?
        You: yes
        Stranger: hey:)
        You: bayerß
        Stranger: asl?
        You: ?
        Stranger: do you think that bavaria sucks?
        You: no
        Stranger: hmm
        You: m 19 tur
        Stranger: asl?
        You: what about u?
        Stranger: 19 f switzerland
        Stranger: (germany sucks)
        You: why
        You: i hate them 2
        Stranger: theyre boons
        You: because?
        Stranger: look at them 20% workless
        Stranger: everything in germany got bancrupt
        Stranger: in the last years

        Funny guy:
        Connecting to server...
        You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
        A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
        Stranger: Im sexy young male search a girl with webcam [i have webcam
        You: i have webcam 2
        You: and i m female
        Stranger: hmm
        Stranger: really?
        You: u horny?
        Stranger: sure
        Stranger: gimme msn
        You: [email protected]
        You: u add me?
        Stranger: are u online
        You: yes
        You: i m so hoooooooooooooooorny *g*
        You: i show u my boobs if u want ;)
        Stranger: ı add u
        Stranger: accepy
        You: ok wait
        You: u show me ur penis?
        Stranger: you are not gilr isnt
        Stranger: it
        You: i m
        Stranger: hmm
        Stranger: yes
        Stranger: ı will
        Stranger: if you show me boobs
        You: u will masturbate?
        Stranger: ok
        Stranger: u too
        You: yes
        Stranger: ok
        Stranger: accept
        You: sry i tought i m girl
        You: but im a boy :(
        Stranger: ı know
        You: problem?
        You: or we do the show?
        Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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          #94
          You: you know mousesports?
          Stranger: mousesports?
          You: yes
          You: its a clan
          Stranger: oh :P never heard of them
          Stranger: i just know the famous clans, like fnatic, SK gaming etc..

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            #95
            Stranger: Hey
            You: hi
            Stranger: m or f?
            You: m
            You: :D
            Your conversational partner has disconnected.

            :D:D immer wieder schön

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              #96

              Connecting to server...
              You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
              A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
              Stranger: VICIOUS SNAKES!
              You: WHEEEEEERE??? I DONT SEE THEM :( CAN WE HIDE?
              Stranger: THEY LIVE.... in your body...
              You: oh my... :( thats fucked up! what can i do now??
              Stranger: Die.
              You: but i dont want to die!
              Stranger: Quite a serious case of vicious snakitis.
              You: :D
              You: snakitis
              You: rofl
              Stranger: DON'T MAKE FUN OF IT, YOU'RE DYING.
              You: mhm i dont think so.. i still feel pretty good
              Stranger: Oh, that's what they want you to think.
              You: AAAAAAH THEY TAKE CONTROL OF MY MIND...........!!!!!!!!!!!
              You: dihnQWIOÜEIOBEWBSDQÜOWEQEW
              You: KNQKEQIENWHUIQOBEPUBWEUB"U!§
              Stranger: THEY'VE LATCHED ONTO YOUR BRAINSTEM!
              You: KQQQQQQQQQQQQQKKKKKKKKKKNDQWNUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIII
              Stranger: THE CONVULSIONS HAVE STARTED!
              Stranger: GOD, SOMEONE CALL AN AMBULANCE, THIS GUY IS DYING!
              Stranger: CAN'T YOU SEE THEY'RE IN PAIN!? WHY ARE YOU ALL STARING!?
              You: GZGZZGZGZGZGZGZGZGZZGZG
              Stranger: GOD HELP THIS POOR SOUL!
              You: FFFFZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
              Stranger: Oh.... oh no... he's dead.
              You: .
              Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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                #97
                Connecting to server...
                You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
                A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
                You: hi
                Stranger: HUFF HUFF
                You: fat bastard
                Stranger: I'M FUCKING HALVO
                Stranger: RESPECT ME

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                  #98
                  Connecting to server...
                  Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
                  You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
                  A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
                  Stranger: horny on MSN?
                  You: m or f?
                  Stranger: m
                  Stranger: u
                  You: f
                  Stranger: from?
                  You: u have cam?
                  You: swe
                  Stranger: yeah i have
                  Stranger: do u have cam?
                  You: yes
                  You: u have msn?
                  Stranger: can u give me ur MSN?
                  You: give me urs
                  Stranger: [email protected]
                  Stranger: add me now :d

                  alle adden und mit rm fame spamen pls

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                    #99
                    - Haruhi - postete
                    gibts auch omegle.de? =/
                    kenne nur omegle.com und da sind nur male b0bs die pix von irgendwelchen ischen wollen.
                    Wird schwierig mit Omegle.de, aber die deutsche Version von Omegle ist Rochato , dort trifft man fast ausschliesslich deutsche Nutzer

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                      der sinnvollste post des tages ist dir schonmal sicher!

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                        - Totengräber
                        - dafür gab es auch damals schon einen Thread
                        ~ geschlossen

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