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Stranger: Its-a ME! Mario!!!
You: hi
You: luigi here
Stranger: mama-mia! what are you doing on the internet luigi?
You: searching for the princess
Stranger: im-a sorry she is-a in another-a castle.
You: u've seen her?
You: or bowser
Stranger: luigi i-a saw your collection of-a gay porn
You: there was-a one film together with-a u my brother
Stranger: WHAT-A
You: like u, me, the princess and toad...
Stranger: i dont-a remeber that-a that must of been-a when i was-a really stoned
You: yeah when-a we ate all the mushrooms
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A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: Grüezi!
Stranger: anyone there?
You: yes
Stranger: hey:)
You: bayerß
Stranger: asl?
You: ?
Stranger: do you think that bavaria sucks?
You: no
Stranger: hmm
You: m 19 tur
Stranger: asl?
You: what about u?
Stranger: 19 f switzerland
Stranger: (germany sucks)
You: why
You: i hate them 2
Stranger: theyre boons
You: because?
Stranger: look at them 20% workless
Stranger: everything in germany got bancrupt
Stranger: in the last years
Funny guy:
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Stranger: Im sexy young male search a girl with webcam [i have webcam
You: i have webcam 2
You: and i m female
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: really?
You: u horny?
Stranger: sure
Stranger: gimme msn
You: [email protected]
You: u add me?
Stranger: are u online
You: yes
You: i m so hoooooooooooooooorny *g*
You: i show u my boobs if u want ;)
Stranger: ı add u
Stranger: accepy
You: ok wait
You: u show me ur penis?
Stranger: you are not gilr isnt
Stranger: it
You: i m
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: yes
Stranger: ı will
Stranger: if you show me boobs
You: u will masturbate?
Stranger: ok
Stranger: u too
You: yes
Stranger: ok
Stranger: accept
You: sry i tought i m girl
You: but im a boy :(
Stranger: ı know
You: problem?
You: or we do the show?
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You: you know mousesports?
Stranger: mousesports?
You: yes
You: its a clan
Stranger: oh :P never heard of them
Stranger: i just know the famous clans, like fnatic, SK gaming etc..
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Stranger: VICIOUS SNAKES!
You: WHEEEEEERE??? I DONT SEE THEM :( CAN WE HIDE?
Stranger: THEY LIVE.... in your body...
You: oh my... :( thats fucked up! what can i do now??
Stranger: Die.
You: but i dont want to die!
Stranger: Quite a serious case of vicious snakitis.
You: :D
You: snakitis
You: rofl
Stranger: DON'T MAKE FUN OF IT, YOU'RE DYING.
You: mhm i dont think so.. i still feel pretty good
Stranger: Oh, that's what they want you to think.
You: AAAAAAH THEY TAKE CONTROL OF MY MIND...........!!!!!!!!!!!
You: dihnQWIOÜEIOBEWBSDQÜOWEQEW
You: KNQKEQIENWHUIQOBEPUBWEUB"U!§
Stranger: THEY'VE LATCHED ONTO YOUR BRAINSTEM!
You: KQQQQQQQQQQQQQKKKKKKKKKKNDQWNUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIII
Stranger: THE CONVULSIONS HAVE STARTED!
Stranger: GOD, SOMEONE CALL AN AMBULANCE, THIS GUY IS DYING!
Stranger: CAN'T YOU SEE THEY'RE IN PAIN!? WHY ARE YOU ALL STARING!?
You: GZGZZGZGZGZGZGZGZGZZGZG
Stranger: GOD HELP THIS POOR SOUL!
You: FFFFZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Stranger: Oh.... oh no... he's dead.
You: .
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You: hi
Stranger: HUFF HUFF
You: fat bastard
Stranger: I'M FUCKING HALVO
Stranger: RESPECT ME
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Stranger: horny on MSN?
You: m or f?
Stranger: m
Stranger: u
You: f
Stranger: from?
You: u have cam?
You: swe
Stranger: yeah i have
Stranger: do u have cam?
You: yes
You: u have msn?
Stranger: can u give me ur MSN?
You: give me urs
Stranger: [email protected]
Stranger: add me now :d
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