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    Stranger: http://friendfinder.com/go/g1113819 Register and search for HornyJennifer! I'm horny and i love to strip to my web cam! I see you there ;)
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      Ich habe bis jetzt nur einen RM Kollegen gefunden :(

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        Connecting to server...
        You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
        You: You are now talking to an Omegle Administrator, due to complaints about your IP
        address. the complaints currently logged against your IP address are:
        -Use of bad language
        -Using the Omegle chat client (C) for "cyber sex"
        please refrain from abusing our administrator, and talk to them nicely.
        if you think we've got the wrong IP address, please explain to our administrator.
        your current administrator is:
        BRIAN
        Stranger: Is that some kind of joke?
        You: No, it is no joke.
        You: Explain yourself please.
        Stranger: What do you mean explain yourself lol i'm sure it's a joke, i never insulted nor used "cyber sex"
        You: Well, we got complaints
        You: There have been many reports about your actions on this website.
        You: For instance a 12 year old girl reported that u tried to get naked pictures of her.
        Stranger: lool
        You: Do you know you can get in prison for actions like that?
        Stranger: man if that's some kind of weird joke you're talking to the wrong guy :)
        You: As i told you before, it is not a joke.
        You: This is very serious.
        You: If u cant explain yourself we might have to get the police involved.
        You: Omegle is used by predators to get to know little girls.
        You: We have to stop that because we dont want to shut down this website.
        Stranger: Well then I'm sorry there must be a misunderstanding
        Stranger: although i think still it's a joke, i never tried to get pictures from anyone... a few dudes ask me to go naked on the cam and that's all i guess, never answered
        Stranger: if it's not a joke i'm sorry about the misunderstanding and i would like to see some proofs like i don't know unless someone got into my computer i'm not crazy.. lol
        You: Yes, we can provide you with prooves if u wish so.
        You: But first we have to varify some informations.
        Stranger: then go on please?
        You: So in which country do you live?
        Stranger: France
        You: How old are you?
        Stranger: 18
        You: Have you met any underaged girls you met on this website?
        You: Have you had any physical contact with anyone?
        Stranger: the only girls i met were 21..
        Stranger: well lol what do you mean physical... it's a website how would you want me to have physical contact via internet
        You: I am going to clarify myself.
        You: Did you meet any underaged girl you met on this website in person?
        You: Or boy
        Stranger: of course not!!
        Stranger: when did you receive any complaints of me please?
        You: OKay, so you had no secual relations with any underaged girl or boy?
        Stranger: of course not
        You: We received these complaints on last saturday between 3 and 7 pm GMT
        Stranger: loooooooool
        Stranger: dude i almost got into your thing
        Stranger: sorry for you today is the first time i log in to omegle
        Stranger: hahahahah
        You: HAHAHAHAH
        You: man i got ya
        You: hahahaha
        You: did u really believe me
        Stranger: loool
        Stranger: at first i was like man that's crap
        Stranger: and then i thought imagine it's thrue man just answer who cares
        You: hahahaha
        You: ure not really from france are u
        Stranger: of course not
        Stranger: lool

        You: You are now talking to an Omegle Administrator, due to complaints about your IP
        address. the complaints currently logged against your IP address are:
        -Use of bad language
        -Using the Omegle chat client (C) for "cyber sex"
        please refrain from abusing our administrator, and talk to them nicely.
        if you think we've got the wrong IP address, please explain to our administrator.
        your current administrator is:
        BRIAN
        Stranger: hello, why have you come into the clinic today? cough, cold? [snaps on latex gloves]
        Stranger: do you have any flu-like symptoms?
        Stranger: fyi, Omegle doesnt have admins
        You: There are actually 3 admins on Omegle
        Stranger: oh really?
        Stranger: i have not used any bad language or had "cyber sex"
        You: Because of the high amount of complains we received in the last weeks about predators getting naked pictures Omegle has to pay people
        You: Well, you can tell that to the police, sir.
        Stranger: where is the complaint button?
        Stranger: i dont see one
        You: All information about your actions have been given to the police
        Stranger: hahaha
        You: There is no complaint button
        Stranger: then how have you recieved complaints?
        You: But if you go to www.omegloe.com you are able to send messages to the administrators
        Stranger: oh really?
        You: Yes
        Stranger: i will be checking that
        You: Do it if you want
        Stranger: there is no such website, i checked
        Stranger: good luck next time
        You: http://omegle.com/
        Stranger: that is what i am on right now
        You: Send feedback to Omegle (or a job offer to its founder)
        You: If you click on that text you will be able to send messages
        You: Do you believe me now?
        Stranger: okay, but i have not done anything
        Stranger: yes, a bit more than before
        You: How do you explain the complaints then?
        Stranger: i dont know!
        You: So, do you really have not tried to get naked pictures of underaged girls?
        Stranger: no!
        Stranger: i AM a girl!
        You: Well, that does not excuse your actions
        Stranger: i have not done anything
        You: We have to take up some information.
        Stranger: there are no actions
        You: How old are you?
        Stranger: i dont feel comfortable telling you
        You: Well, that is okay
        Stranger: how can i be sure you are an admin?
        You: The police will question you anyway
        Stranger: sigh
        Stranger: okay, you tell me where i am from and i will believe you
        Stranger: nothing?..
        You: Well, I personally do not know. We only have your IP address. That is why we gave the information to the police so they can find out where exactly you live
        Stranger: but i didnt do anything!
        Stranger: what is my IP adress, then?
        You: Well, if you really did not do anything you will have no problem telling the police then, do you
        You: One second
        You: Your IP adress is 88.112.124.57
        Stranger: false
        Stranger: that isnt it
        You: So what is it then
        Stranger: im not telling!
        You: Well, but we really need to know how old you are
        Stranger: you are obviously not admin
        Stranger: so why would i tell you
        Stranger: ?
        You: I am an admin
        You: I work for Omegle
        Stranger: then why did you not know my ip address?
        Stranger: you said you had it
        Stranger: and gave itto the authorities
        You: Well, maybe I was given the wrong address
        Stranger: then i have no issue, then.
        You: I personally did not give the information to the police. It actually was the founder of this website.
        Stranger: he doesnt have the address!
        You: He is really keen on keeping this website clean
        Stranger: if he does, go ask him. right now
        You: there are many predators around
        Stranger: i have not done anything!
        You: We have been asked to shut down this website
        Stranger: then shut it down
        You: But we do not want that so we try to go after the predators
        Stranger: i am not a predator!
        Stranger: how do i know you are not a predator?
        You: So why do you try to get naked pictures of underaged girls then
        Stranger: or just some kid trying to get some laughs?
        Stranger: i dont
        Stranger: i AM an underage girl!
        You: You should not try to get naked pictures then. You are too young for things like that
        Stranger: i dont!
        You: The police will have to inform your parents if you really are underaged
        Stranger: but i didnt do anything!
        Stranger: the worst i have done is say "welcome to taco bell, may i take your order?
        Stranger: "
        You: So why do you say things like that? This obviously is not the place to make jokes like that
        Stranger: why not?
        Stranger: what is this place for then?
        You: This place was created for people to have interesting conversations and no jokes
        Stranger: no jokes?
        Stranger: really?
        Stranger: that is pretty lame
        You: Why do you say things like "welcome to taco bell, may i take your order?"
        You: Do you think it is funny?
        Stranger: yes, i do
        Stranger: because people actually order thinga
        Stranger: *things
        You: What do they usually order?
        Stranger: chicken quesodillas
        Stranger: some of them forget 10 cents or so, so i take it out of my paycheck
        You: So what do you do after you recieved the order?
        Stranger: because i am a nice person
        Stranger: i say "please drive up to the next window please"
        Stranger: and they do
        Stranger: and they give me their money
        Stranger: and i give them their food
        Stranger: and they driva away
        You: How do you give them their food?
        Stranger: [gives food]
        You: Okay
        You: So do you really have nothing better to do than pretending to work at a tacobell?
        Stranger: yes
        You: Maybe you should use the time you spend on this website on studying for school?
        Stranger: im done with my homework already
        Stranger: plus the school year is almost over
        You: Well, you could go outside and get some exercise
        You: Or actually get a job at taco bell
        Stranger: i do exercise on a regular basis at school and tae kwon do
        You: So you didnt have to pretend it anymore
        Stranger: i have applied to many different places, but no one is really hiring right now :(
        Stranger: and i have a bunch of good references, too
        You: That is a shame.
        Stranger: yes, it is.
        You: Well, I have to tell you something
        Stranger: what?
        You: this was just a scam
        You: hahahaah
        Stranger: yeah, i know
        Stranger: hahaha
        Stranger: good job, though.
        You: but did u really believe it for a moment?
        Stranger: for a moment, but then i looked up my actual ip address and it didnt match up
        You: :)
        Stranger: so i was like "umm... no"
        You: okay :)
        Stranger: good luck next time, bro
        You: yes thx
        You: bye bye

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          You: HI
          Stranger: can you help me?
          You: dunno?!
          Stranger: alright. so ive got a friend and i had a crush on him and he told me he liked me...like last week...but theres this girl who used to be my friend (that he used to like) and shes been a bitch to me recently...and it just seems like he doesnt stick up for me as much as i think he should...but thats kind of selfish, cos theyre friends too but i fear that he still likes her and she has a boyfriend and hes the first guy whos ever liked me back
          You: take the better looking one
          Stranger: ...its not like that
          You: y?
          You: both ugly? :x
          Stranger: no..im not the one who has to choose
          You: who has to choose?
          You: is one of them Mr. T?
          Stranger: yes

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            hab den chat jetzt mal den ganzen vormittag gemacht..
            in diesem chat findet man zu 70 % nur homosexuelle aus england, america die ü30 sind. der rest nurnoch japaner die irgendwas schreiben und man nichts checkt weil die so schriftzeichen haben..

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              Stranger: hi
              You: hi
              Stranger: from?
              You: germany
              Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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                You: hi
                Stranger: hi
                Stranger: where r u from?
                You: germany
                You: and yoooou?
                Stranger: turkey
                You: oh
                You: okay
                Stranger: im 26m
                Stranger: u
                You: 20m
                You: u know marco weiss?
                Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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                  Stranger: ur cock is big?
                  Stranger: how big?
                  You: for a assvirgin i will come to anyplace
                  You: its normal sized
                  Stranger: ur technich is good?
                  You: of course
                  Stranger: I'm not sure
                  You: hard harder me
                  Stranger: I think u don't make me feel orgasm just by assfuck
                  You: oh i will
                  You: i see you dont know how intensiv an good assfuck can bee
                  Your conversational partner has disconnected.

                  ^^

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                    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
                    Stranger: hey
                    You: BÄM!
                    Stranger: bam?
                    You: yeah
                    Stranger: what's mean
                    You: like the sound of a fist in the face
                    Stranger: hmmm
                    Stranger: yeah
                    Stranger: asl?
                    You: what?
                    Stranger: asl
                    Stranger: age/sex/location
                    You: 32 m russia
                    Stranger: wow....
                    Stranger: very old man
                    You: maybe
                    Stranger: russia girl is so sweep
                    Stranger: sweet
                    Stranger: right?
                    You: yeah, i really love them
                    Stranger: i want your daughter
                    Stranger: give me
                    You: i think you dont. she/he is transsexual
                    Stranger: ok
                    Stranger: bye

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                      zeigt den durchschnitts iq des rm-users...

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                        You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
                        You: tehee
                        Stranger: France ?
                        You: nee fahre nur auf ketten nach frankreich
                        You: =)
                        Stranger: girl ?
                        You: pedobear?
                        Stranger: spotted
                        Your conversational partner has disconnected.
                        You: /mirror
                        You: ha! got ya

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                          erst smalltalk und dann das :D... der coolste typ den ich da jemals gesprochen hab

                          Stranger: how do you make a baby cry twice?
                          You: tell me
                          Stranger: wipe your bloody penis on their teddy bear
                          Stranger: :D
                          You: :D
                          Stranger: how do you get 10 babys into a bowl
                          You: tell meeeeee
                          Stranger: a blender
                          Stranger: how do you get 10 babys out of a bowl?
                          Stranger: tortilla chips!
                          You: xD
                          You: i like your kind of humour
                          Stranger: haha
                          Stranger: thanks
                          You: how can you give a 12yo a titfuck?
                          Stranger: how?
                          You: kick in her chest :D
                          Stranger: HAHAHAHAHA
                          Stranger: MORE!
                          Stranger: what do you get when you cut a baby with a straight razor?
                          You: dunno
                          Stranger: an erection
                          Stranger: :D
                          You: xD
                          Stranger: how are people of the world and licorish similar
                          You: what?
                          Stranger: nevermind
                          Stranger: whats the difference between a jew and a pizza?
                          Stranger: pizza doesnt scream when you put it in an oven.
                          Stranger: -----------
                          You: :D
                          Stranger: whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon
                          Stranger: ones fun to hit with a hammer. the other is a watermellon.
                          You: whats the difference between an ethiopian and a tennis ball??
                          Stranger: haha idk
                          You: the tennis ball does weight 200gr more :D
                          Stranger: hahahhahahahhahahaha
                          Stranger: whats the difference between a black and a park bench?
                          Stranger: the bench can support a whole family
                          You: xD
                          Stranger: your turn
                          Stranger: and them im done
                          Stranger: class is almost over
                          Stranger: got any more?
                          You: What kind of file do you need to turn a 15mm hole into a 40mm hole?
                          A Paedophile.
                          You: just found :D
                          Stranger: OMG I LOLD SO HARD!
                          Stranger: thanks so much
                          You: thanks too
                          You: cu i have to go
                          Stranger: same
                          Stranger: bye

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                            You: In case you are located in the northern part of the american continent: GTFO - else: hallo
                            Stranger: spain so.,...bye

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                              Connecting to server...
                              Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
                              You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
                              Stranger: dave?
                              You: lan bei dave?
                              Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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                                Connecting to server...
                                You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
                                Stranger: helloo
                                You: push ALT+F4 and all ur problems will be gone
                                Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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