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    man bei mir kommen andauernd brasilianer die will ich ned verarschen da muss ich immer dran denken wie schlecht es ihnen geht uns sie auf lans stehlen müssen...

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      [quote]Godfather postete
      [quote]JOE xd postete
      You: yoo
      Stranger: Hi
      You: fromß
      You: =
      You: ?
      Stranger: You're girl,isnt'it
      Stranger: I'm from France
      You: yeh, i am..how do you know=?
      You: your're a man right?
      Stranger: The French Flair
      Stranger: es
      Stranger: oups yes
      You: nice =)
      You: how old are you baby?
      Stranger: No Toulouse
      Stranger: I'm19
      Stranger: and you?
      You: oh GREAT, i just got 18 =)
      Stranger: Cherie
      Stranger: Why Great
      You: and i'm from germany, not bad right?
      Stranger: ???
      Stranger: I love this country
      You: cuz i'm looking for a man who can finally make me cum
      You: i never had an orgasm before
      Stranger: and Germany's girl
      You: german man suck =(
      You: that's why i'm here
      You: you had sex before right?
      Stranger: But French oy are good too
      Stranger: And you
      You: yeh, last summer i've been in france and kissed a french guy...now i know why it is called "frenchkiss"
      You: i had sex before...but i never had an orgasmn :(
      Stranger: Yeah
      You: can you help me out with that?
      Stranger: So take my dick
      You: well, that's what i want most right now
      Stranger: Me too
      You: just fuck it right here, right now...hard and without an end
      Stranger: Have you photo?
      You: i would suck your fucking hard dick the whole day if you want to
      You: yeh, just wait a min
      You: i have too upload it
      Stranger: ok cherie
      Stranger: This is not virus
      You: no
      You: it isnt !
      You: http://img15.imageshack.us/my.php?image=sasr.jpg just a simple imageshack picture
      Stranger: You excit me
      You: start to get your clothes of your wonderful body =)
      Stranger: Yeah
      You: imagine how i take your dick
      You: and suck it...suck it deep, really deep
      You: saw my picture darling?
      Stranger: Don't stop
      You: well, you like to lick pussys dont you?
      You: my pussy is already wet
      Stranger: Yeah I lick you're parfumate pussy
      You: i'm sitting here just with my panties...already wet like the ocean
      You: just waitin for your hard dick to fuck me right
      You: and if you want to, you can fuck my ass too
      You: i REALLY love that..
      Stranger: It's taste good
      You: slowly first..but then i want you to fuckin freak out on me
      You: use me like a toy
      Stranger: Ok
      You: all i want is your cum in my pussy...so i can make an cream pie and eat your cum, from my pussy
      Stranger: Yeah,ma cherie
      Stranger: Suck my dick
      You: i'll
      You: all night
      You: you're already hard right?
      You: your fucking big dick is hard as steal isn't it?
      Stranger: Ouais
      Stranger: Talk in German
      You: ok, dafür kriegste rm-fame aus deutschland du affe :D:D:D hahaha, danke für den besten gute nacht chat ever =))
      Stranger: Vas-y cochonne,dis le que t'aimes
      You: ok, ich steig auf eure schwulensprache garnich erst ein und geh schlafen :)
      You: bye bye

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        You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
        You: bock auf gepflegt grillen gehn?
        Stranger: indeed
        Stranger: i agree
        You: yes
        Stranger: we should have kinky secks on the table
        You: u sold me ure heart 4 2 bucks
        You: oh yeas
        Stranger: SOLD!
        Stranger: i dont need it anyway
        Stranger: you need a kidney too?
        You: i need a dick
        Stranger: that sucks, im all outta dicks
        You: fuck
        Stranger: will you go for a hand
        Stranger: some fingers maybe
        You: no
        You: or ure hand is taller then ure head
        Stranger: my head is tall
        Stranger: if you know what i mean
        You: hm
        Stranger: you dont do you?
        You: a big head is saying nothing
        You: big fetts
        Stranger: FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!
        You: or a big nose
        Stranger: i need to go kill myself
        Stranger: i just dont deserve it
        You: oh
        You: go
        You: in the kitchen
        You: there are enough
        Stranger: and make a sandwithc
        You: knifes
        Stranger: sandwich
        Stranger: and make love to it
        You: sandwich
        You: good idea
        Stranger: make my own mayo
        Stranger: mmmmm....sounds tasty
        You: oh yes
        You: tell me more
        Stranger: then im gonna shove the bologna up my ass
        Stranger: and rub the bread on my nutsac
        You: yes
        Stranger: and take a big bite out of that ass infested sandwiche
        You: can i take the tomates
        Stranger: DAM YOU E!
        You: n put them in ure ass?
        Stranger: you can take anything you want baby ;)
        You: u make me hot
        Stranger: mmmm....sounds kinky
        Stranger: i need some ice to rub on my feet
        You: haha
        Stranger: or feet to rub on my ice
        Stranger: or face to face the face of facials
        Stranger: are you still there, i want to tell you more about my rituals :D
        You: alter du bist das schwulste was mit je unter die augen gekommen ist du dummer verpickelter wow süchtiger hund

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          Connecting to server...
          Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
          You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
          Stranger: hi
          You: hi
          You: how are you?
          You: WHY YOU IGNORE ME
          You: WHY EVERYONE IGNORES ME
          Stranger: sorry
          You: IM GONNA MAKE BBQ NOAH
          Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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            Timmaey postete
            You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
            You: bock auf gepflegt grillen gehn?
            Stranger: indeed
            Stranger: i agree
            You: yes
            Stranger: we should have kinky secks on the table
            You: u sold me ure heart 4 2 bucks
            You: oh yeas
            Stranger: SOLD!
            Stranger: i dont need it anyway
            Stranger: you need a kidney too?
            You: i need a dick
            Stranger: that sucks, im all outta dicks
            You: fuck
            Stranger: will you go for a hand
            Stranger: some fingers maybe
            You: no
            You: or ure hand is taller then ure head
            Stranger: my head is tall
            Stranger: if you know what i mean
            You: hm
            Stranger: you dont do you?
            You: a big head is saying nothing
            You: big fetts
            Stranger: FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!
            You: or a big nose
            Stranger: i need to go kill myself
            Stranger: i just dont deserve it
            You: oh
            You: go
            You: in the kitchen
            You: there are enough
            Stranger: and make a sandwithc
            You: knifes
            Stranger: sandwich
            Stranger: and make love to it
            You: sandwich
            You: good idea
            Stranger: make my own mayo
            Stranger: mmmmm....sounds tasty
            You: oh yes
            You: tell me more
            Stranger: then im gonna shove the bologna up my ass
            Stranger: and rub the bread on my nutsac
            You: yes
            Stranger: and take a big bite out of that ass infested sandwiche
            You: can i take the tomates
            Stranger: DAM YOU E!
            You: n put them in ure ass?
            Stranger: you can take anything you want baby ;)
            You: u make me hot
            Stranger: mmmm....sounds kinky
            Stranger: i need some ice to rub on my feet
            You: haha
            Stranger: or feet to rub on my ice
            Stranger: or face to face the face of facials
            Stranger: are you still there, i want to tell you more about my rituals :D
            You: alter du bist das schwulste was mit je unter die augen gekommen ist du dummer verpickelter wow süchtiger hund
            ahahah
            sehr nice

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              Stranger: hey
              You: hi
              You: rm?
              Stranger: rm?
              You: readmore!
              Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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                You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
                Stranger: brasil?
                You: no
                Stranger: USA?
                You: no
                Stranger: where?
                You: germany
                Stranger: fuck germany
                Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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                  You: hi
                  You: wazup?
                  Stranger: Hello, my name is Matthew with the Westboro Baptist Church online ministries
                  You: cool
                  Stranger: Have you let Jesus Christ into you life?
                  You: too bad im an atheist
                  You: and i give a shit about god
                  You: :/
                  Stranger: Now is a great time to accept the teaching of jesus, and fell his warm salvation
                  You: the thing is
                  Stranger: all over your face
                  You: my life is great
                  You: so i dont need a god
                  You: in most cases just ppl whos lives suck believe in god
                  Stranger: Many people think that, but everyone has a hole in them that only Jesus can fill
                  You: are you talking about my assehole you perv ? :P
                  Stranger: If you let him fill it, it feels great.
                  You: so youre saying that jesus filled you up?
                  Stranger: yeas, Jesus has filled my hole, and I've never felt better
                  You: isnt it sticky?
                  Stranger: not as much as you;d think.
                  You: mhm
                  You: but thats somehow a pretty big antilogy
                  Stranger: Waht? That i love Jesus? frequently?
                  You: youre implying that all men who believe in jesus are gay since they get filled up by him while the curch is strictly against homosexuality
                  You: doesnt really add up
                  Stranger: There's nothing homosexual about loving the Lord.
                  Stranger: tenderly
                  You: to me it seems pretty gay to get your ass filled by jesus' cum
                  Stranger: it's not gay since it's jesus.
                  You: so jesus is a transvestite?
                  Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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                    aso lol das sind auch menschen mit denen man da redet ^^ dachte das wär so ein bot wie bei dem chat mit gott. jetzt wird mir einiges klar

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                      You: rm?
                      Stranger: are you a male or female?
                      You: male
                      Stranger: where the hoes at?
                      You: don't know dawg!
                      Stranger: this my first time here
                      You: for me it's my second :)
                      Stranger: how do you get to this site?
                      You: readmore!
                      Stranger: ohh
                      Stranger: i bout to go now
                      You: yee

                      nächster chat:

                      You: hi
                      Stranger: are you a male or female?
                      You: male
                      Stranger: damn!!!
                      Stranger: where the hoes at?
                      You: did we chat 10 seconds before? :D
                      Stranger: hell yeah
                      Stranger: this is some bull shit
                      You: yee man
                      Stranger: yee


                      freak wie ich :D

                      You: rm?
                      Stranger: I will travel across the land searhing far and wide.....
                      You: these pokemon to understand the power thats inside!
                      Stranger: These pokemon to understand the power thats inside!
                      You: :)
                      Stranger: hehe
                      You: GOTTA CATCH EM ALL
                      Stranger: POKEMON!
                      Stranger: pokerap now?
                      You: yee
                      You:

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                        You: hio
                        You: from?
                        Stranger: DEUTSCHLAND
                        You: ach hör auf
                        You: :(
                        You: so macht das kein spass
                        Stranger: IS A FAKE
                        Stranger: IM FROM BRASIL
                        Stranger: =)
                        You: cogu?
                        Stranger: I JUST SPEAK ENGLISH
                        You: nak?
                        Stranger: FUCK YOU
                        You: bit?
                        Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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                          aKuT postete
                          ich hab grad mit nem mädel aus london getextet, jetzt haben wa uns über skype unterhalten.. haha. also ob die bilder von ihr echt sind bezweifel ich, abe nen mädel isses. wie n3rd1g! :P
                          pics pls

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                            Connecting to server...
                            Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
                            You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
                            You: hello?
                            Stranger: hey
                            You: nice
                            You: this works
                            You: from?
                            Stranger: uk
                            You: what happends when i say im from germany?
                            Stranger: nothing happens
                            You: oh ok
                            Stranger: how are you?
                            You: great
                            You: you?
                            Stranger: good good
                            Stranger: gender?
                            You: ?
                            Stranger: male?
                            You: yes
                            Stranger: female?
                            Stranger: ah
                            You: you?
                            Stranger: male
                            You: damn :)
                            Stranger: polish :(
                            Your conversational partner has disconnected.

                            alter ich liebe diese seite, am anfang zwar bisschen schüchtern gewesen, aber wenn man einmal damit angefangen hat kann man nicht mehr aufhören

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                              wie groß ist die chance einen von rm zu erwischen??? Das wäre lustig ...

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                                ich häng seit 9uhr dran...noch keinen erwischt glaub :D

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