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    hatte gerade ne süsse norwegerin dran :( auf einmal drückt sie disc O_o

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      hat die dirn pic geschickt oder was?

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        Stranger: Hi
        You: i like to move it move it
        You: how r u?
        Stranger: im not that good
        You: y arent u?
        Stranger: look this is not a joke, please dont disconnect like all the others do ok?
        You: mh kaaay
        You: whats up friend?
        Stranger: i am a 24 year old sexaddict ok? i need sex .... it's like im sick when i dont fuck ... where do u live?
        You: denmark
        You: male or female
        You: ?
        Stranger: female ofcourse
        Stranger: pfffffff....i realy need sex NOW
        You: what should i do? :)
        Stranger: can u like call me and make me horny? i know it sounds stupid but please help me out

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          tobijas postete
          Stranger: Hi
          You: i like to move it move it
          You: how r u?
          Stranger: im not that good
          You: y arent u?
          Stranger: look this is not a joke, please dont disconnect like all the others do ok?
          You: mh kaaay
          You: whats up friend?
          Stranger: i am a 24 year old sexaddict ok? i need sex .... it's like im sick when i dont fuck ... where do u live?
          You: denmark
          You: male or female
          You: ?
          Stranger: female ofcourse
          Stranger: pfffffff....i realy need sex NOW
          You: what should i do? :)
          Stranger: can u like call me and make me horny? i know it sounds stupid but please help me out
          und dann?

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            You: hey
            Stranger: Connecting to server...
            You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
            Stranger: You know what?
            Stranger: I'm not gonna say hi.
            You: that's okay for me.
            Stranger: Cos' I'm a free man.
            You: i really don't need a "hi" from a stranger like you
            Stranger: I need a hi from you, though..
            You: you got my "hey"
            Stranger: It's not "hi".
            You: i don't like to "hi" somebody
            You: i prefer the "hey"
            You: do you like chocolate ?
            Stranger: Yeah.
            Stranger: I love chocolate.
            Stranger: I'm a chef, so I can make lots of chocolately desserts.
            You: that's nice, chocolate is a good thing.
            You: chocolate makes life better !
            Stranger: Yup.
            Stranger: Yup!
            Stranger: I made muffins with a liquid center yesterday.
            You: yummie
            Stranger: Indeed.

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            Stranger: hi there
            You: howdy
            Stranger: wazzupß
            You: nothing special
            You: u?
            Stranger: not really
            Stranger: where are you from?
            You: germany
            Stranger: haha sehr gut
            You: :>
            Stranger: ich will ausländer!!
            Your conversational partner has disconnected.

            -_-

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              Connecting to server...
              You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
              Stranger: DONG
              Stranger: ooooooooooWOOOOOOoooOOOoo
              You: DING
              Stranger: WOOOooooOOOOoooooEEEEEEoooooOOOOOoooo
              You: ,o`
              Stranger: oooooooooooooo
              You: ó,
              You: ,o'
              Stranger: now just what in the fuck
              You: 'o,
              You: ,o'
              You: 'o,
              Stranger: THE O IS DANCING
              Stranger: BAH GAWD
              Stranger: DANCING
              You: RIGHT !
              Stranger: GETTIN' WIGGLY
              You: ,o'
              You: 'o,
              You: ,o'
              You: 'o,
              You: ,o'
              Stranger: WIGGLIN' ALL OVER THE PLACE
              Stranger: THIS IS EXCITING
              You: ._.
              Stranger: :
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              You: ,o'
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              You: b0ring
              Stranger: ¯(°_o)/¯
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              Stranger: ¯(o_°)/¯
              You: 'o,
              You: ,o'
              Stranger: Well, this is going nowhere
              You: right
              You: !
              You: my new friend
              You: are you my new friend?
              Stranger: Possibly
              You: k
              Stranger: k
              You: friends:=friends +1;
              Stranger: SUPERFROG AWAY
              Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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                alter ich chatte bestimmt schon 20 minuten mit nem polen, er erzählt mir mitlerweile schon polen autoklauer witze...

                versteht einer den witz?:
                "Stranger: the best text of german footbal fan? "wir fahren nach Berlin""

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                  mein letzter pole hat mirn polnisch kurs gegeben und der franzose vor 10 mins war arg enttäuscht das mein cousin samt frau & kinder von straßburg nach hamburg zieht und frankreich verlässt... OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH... wo doch son dolles land is...

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                    lol das schickt mir grad der pole:
                    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZyRzGkHcu4&feature=channel_page

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                      olol http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MF0kKIyTmEA&feature=channel_page

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                        meistens treff ich leute die meinen zugedröhnt zu sein und übers smoken reden wollen ^^

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                          Stranger: why german dont have HIV?
                          You: dont know
                          Stranger: because dont have a friends

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                            the_kids_want_techno posteteversteht einer den witz?:
                            "Stranger: the best text of german footbal fan? "wir fahren nach Berlin""
                            Vllt weil so viele Polen in der Deutschen Mannschaft sind dürfen wir nicht wir sagen

                            ka?

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                              You: or why do russian people steal 2 cars in germany?
                              You: the have to go through poland
                              Stranger: ?
                              Stranger: i know
                              Stranger: :))
                              Stranger: but stealing car is not popular like in past
                              You: yep
                              Stranger: in my city for 3 months 0 cars were stolen

                              klar0

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                                Stranger: in polish wurst someone (few ears ago) found earring
                                You: lol nice
                                Stranger: somebody loss the finger with earring
                                Stranger: and it was in wurst

                                lecker lecker

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