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You: Waidmanns hyle!
You: Hellow?
Stranger: scyphazoa!!!! (that's a jellyfish)
Stranger: i think...
You: scum(that's a hm dunno - muschi?)
You: Tell my something =)
Stranger: porifera (sponges)
You: Where are you from?
Stranger: the ocean...
Stranger: mollusk (octopus)
You: Are you from turkey?
Stranger: why would i be form turkey?
Stranger: do people even live in turkey?
You: I'm only asking
You: No i'm UrinGeiler
Stranger: where the hell is that?
You: and I thought that you come from Turkey
Stranger: is uringeiler your name or where you're from
You: yes uringeiler is my name
You: no i mean Uri Geller
Stranger: i'm sorry...
You: The Löffelakrobat from the Netherlands
Stranger: oh, well, that's much better
Stranger: holy crap...how long did it take you to learn to spell that one?
You: Dunno
Stranger: how come i don't have the little o key on my keyboard?
You: I think at the day, he is Uri Geller
You: but at night he is HulK
Stranger: awesome!
You: the green thing you know
Stranger: yeah, totally
Stranger: with the purple shorts, right?
You: And he is so strong
Stranger: yeah
You: http://ffmedia.ign.com/filmforce/image/thehulk-hulk-choppers.jpg
You: I think the shorts are blue?
Stranger: is that gonna kill my computer?
You: no, just a pic oO
You: from hulk
You: Green and purple would be look like shit
You: green and blue is cool
Stranger: yeah, they do look kinda blue though...
Stranger: i always thought they were purple....weird
You: Are you m or w?
Stranger: if w means woman....i am w
You: nejs
Stranger: i don't know what that means
You: I love the Internet - The men are men, the women are men and the children are talking to this guys
You: nejs = nice
You: I'm from the Internet
You: This is our language
Stranger: oh, i see
You: yes
You: Do you know the german movie n0thing but Headshots?
Stranger: no, is it any good?
You: yes realy good
You: only headshots, like the name tells us
Stranger: that's awesome
Stranger: http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/marveldatabase/images/thumb/7/75/Essential_Hulk_2.jpg/300px-Essential_Hulk_2.jpg
Stranger: defineatly purple
You: yes on this pic
You: but in the films?
You: my birthday was for 2 days
You: all my friends wrote me gratz in my ESL guestbook
You: :-)
Stranger: feliz couplianos!
Stranger: i don't think i spelled that right at all...
You: epic fail
You: weil heaton
Stranger: yeah...
Stranger: weil heaton?
You: weil heaton!
Stranger: what does it mean?
You: weil = because
Stranger: ok....and the heaton?
You: http://images2.ggl.com/images/heaton2.jpg
You: that is t3h heatoN
Stranger: ok....
You: one of my best friends
Stranger: oh, ok.
You: ciao
Stranger: adios!
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You: hi
Stranger: HIII!
You: hello
Stranger: hello
You: bisch zwäg ?
Stranger: hello ?
You: hi
Stranger: yes hi again
You: yes hi
Stranger: r you high ?
You: high ?
Stranger: ya high, because every fuckin word is hi
You: bye ?
Stranger: w8 , lets begin again
You: hi
Stranger: fuck off with hi, u gay
You: why ?
Stranger: wtf -.-
You: Shy ?
Stranger: Why ?
You: because you've nothing to say ?
Stranger: i think you're gay
You: okay :D
Stranger: Jesus Christ, you're talking shit u fool
You: rm fame ?
Stranger: go to hell , ur dismissed fucker ! ! !
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You: you will die.
Stranger: Welcome to Pizza Whore
Stranger: Wut
Stranger: Whut*_>
You: you are going to die in 13,37 seconds.
Stranger: Ohshit
You: look out of your window
Stranger: that's nearl 133-
You: i'm standing on the roof of the house next to you
Stranger: My room doesnt have windows
You: fuck
Stranger: Unfortunatly.
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You: #rm fame
You: :D
You: hi
You: i am pedobear
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You: JACKPOT
You: :D
Stranger: oh god thats priceless
Stranger: rofl
You: hahaha
You: very nice
You: :D
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You: hi
Stranger: hello there
You: y0 dawg
Stranger: how are you?
You: .
Stranger: i herd u like chattin to strangers
You: we put a chat in yo chat?
Stranger: and a stranger in yo stranger
You: (;
Stranger: where are you from
You: readmore :(
Stranger: where's that
You: germany^^
Stranger: oh cool
Stranger: i talked to someone else from germany
Stranger: WAS IT YOU?!?!?!
You: no i dont think so.
Stranger: :(
Stranger: how would you know?
Stranger: you were so quick to assume
You: never been online here before?
You: +i was
Stranger: you lied to me
You: never
Stranger: sigh
You: whatever
You: :)
Stranger: i feel cheated..
Stranger: to think
Stranger: i loved you..
Stranger: sigh
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You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: from?
Stranger: massachusetts
Stranger: you?
You: cologne :D
Stranger: I bought some the other day
Stranger: but where do you live?
You: cologne,germany
You: ;D
Stranger: oh really? Brut is my favorite personally. But seriously though. where are you from friend?
You: its a fucking city dude :D
Stranger: I know. those department stores can seem so big sometimes...
Stranger: so many choices
You: hhahahahaha
Stranger: so do you live in the north east too?
You: crazy dude
You: no
You: i#m from europe
Stranger: oh, cool!
Stranger: where in Europe are you from?
You: i would love to live in the states
You: GERMANY
You: again
Stranger: awesome
Stranger: that makes sense now
You: :D
Stranger: your favorite cologne to wear is named after your homeland
Stranger: I haven't heard of Germany cologne though... must be a brand over there in Europe
Stranger: so wear in Germany are you from? if you don't mind me asking
You: köln
Stranger: oh, that sounds like a nice place
Stranger: is there a lot of crime there?
You: like every other big city
You: but in london is more crime ;D
Stranger: theres a lot of crime here too
You: thats sure
Stranger: mostly the black people...
Stranger: you won't get in trouble if I say Nazi and its on your screen will you?
You: no
You: :D
Stranger: like if I went
nazi nazi nazi nazi nazi, hitler hitler hitler auchwitz jews.... it would be ok, you just couldn't repeat it back to me?
You: i could
You: one question
Stranger: yes?
You: is it really so fucking great to skate in the us
You: :D
You: i mean skateboarding
Stranger: oh I hate those young skating whipper snappers
You: i know
You: like ryan
You: HAHHAHAHA
Stranger: leave scuffs on the handrails, break cement benches
Stranger: one even ran over my cat
You: :o
Stranger: I shot him in the shoulder for it. he lived though, and nobody saw, so it was ok
Stranger: in Texas I could have killed him.
Stranger: thats what I get for living in the north I suppose...
You: :D
You: :D
Stranger: so are there many nazis still there in Germany? or did they all get sentenced to death?
You: in the east of germany
You: there are some
Stranger: ah, that makes sense
Stranger: where the russians screwed everything up
You: yeah :D
Stranger: I know some nazis around here
Stranger: they are in prison though
Stranger: they like to have buttsex... I don't judge...
You: nazis are gay
You: thats sure
Stranger: they were arrested for skinning black cats
Stranger: and making gorilla costumes to taunt black people in
Stranger: it was all over the news
Stranger: there are some KKK folk around here too
You: wtf
You: thats sick
Stranger: i know
Stranger: who would wear cat skin... ewww....
Stranger: most of the KKK got run out of town when they burned down a church with children still inside
Stranger: wasn't very popular with the townspeople as you might imagine
Stranger: but a few still stick it out
Stranger: one of there houses got egged yesterday
Stranger: it was funny
Stranger: they deserver whatever they get
You: thats like back in the old racism slavery days dude
Stranger: i know
Stranger: this town is pretty backwards
Stranger: its quiet though
Stranger: except when the KKK burns something down of course
Stranger: but quiet most of the time
You: :/
You: i have to go
You: byebye my friend
Stranger: later cologne wearing friend!
Stranger: it was good
You: :D
You: ya
kaum krass oder? :D
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