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    ich geh mal pennen... is ja schlimm da ^^

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      You: Waidmanns hyle!
      You: Hellow?
      Stranger: scyphazoa!!!! (that's a jellyfish)
      Stranger: i think...
      You: scum(that's a hm dunno - muschi?)
      You: Tell my something =)
      Stranger: porifera (sponges)
      You: Where are you from?
      Stranger: the ocean...
      Stranger: mollusk (octopus)
      You: Are you from turkey?
      Stranger: why would i be form turkey?
      Stranger: do people even live in turkey?
      You: I'm only asking
      You: No i'm UrinGeiler
      Stranger: where the hell is that?
      You: and I thought that you come from Turkey
      Stranger: is uringeiler your name or where you're from
      You: yes uringeiler is my name
      You: no i mean Uri Geller
      Stranger: i'm sorry...
      You: The Löffelakrobat from the Netherlands
      Stranger: oh, well, that's much better
      Stranger: holy crap...how long did it take you to learn to spell that one?
      You: Dunno
      Stranger: how come i don't have the little o key on my keyboard?
      You: I think at the day, he is Uri Geller
      You: but at night he is HulK
      Stranger: awesome!
      You: the green thing you know
      Stranger: yeah, totally
      Stranger: with the purple shorts, right?
      You: And he is so strong
      Stranger: yeah
      You: http://ffmedia.ign.com/filmforce/image/thehulk-hulk-choppers.jpg
      You: I think the shorts are blue?
      Stranger: is that gonna kill my computer?
      You: no, just a pic oO
      You: from hulk
      You: Green and purple would be look like shit
      You: green and blue is cool
      Stranger: yeah, they do look kinda blue though...
      Stranger: i always thought they were purple....weird
      You: Are you m or w?
      Stranger: if w means woman....i am w
      You: nejs
      Stranger: i don't know what that means
      You: I love the Internet - The men are men, the women are men and the children are talking to this guys
      You: nejs = nice
      You: I'm from the Internet
      You: This is our language
      Stranger: oh, i see
      You: yes
      You: Do you know the german movie n0thing but Headshots?
      Stranger: no, is it any good?
      You: yes realy good
      You: only headshots, like the name tells us
      Stranger: that's awesome
      Stranger: http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/marveldatabase/images/thumb/7/75/Essential_Hulk_2.jpg/300px-Essential_Hulk_2.jpg
      Stranger: defineatly purple
      You: yes on this pic
      You: but in the films?
      You: my birthday was for 2 days
      You: all my friends wrote me gratz in my ESL guestbook
      You: :-)
      Stranger: feliz couplianos!
      Stranger: i don't think i spelled that right at all...
      You: epic fail
      You: weil heaton
      Stranger: yeah...
      Stranger: weil heaton?
      You: weil heaton!
      Stranger: what does it mean?
      You: weil = because
      Stranger: ok....and the heaton?
      You: http://images2.ggl.com/images/heaton2.jpg
      You: that is t3h heatoN
      Stranger: ok....
      You: one of my best friends
      Stranger: oh, ok.
      You: ciao
      Stranger: adios!

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        You: hi
        Stranger: HIII!
        You: hello
        Stranger: hello
        You: bisch zwäg ?
        Stranger: hello ?
        You: hi
        Stranger: yes hi again
        You: yes hi
        Stranger: r you high ?
        You: high ?
        Stranger: ya high, because every fuckin word is hi
        You: bye ?
        Stranger: w8 , lets begin again
        You: hi
        Stranger: fuck off with hi, u gay
        You: why ?
        Stranger: wtf -.-
        You: Shy ?
        Stranger: Why ?
        You: because you've nothing to say ?
        Stranger: i think you're gay
        You: okay :D
        Stranger: Jesus Christ, you're talking shit u fool
        You: rm fame ?
        Stranger: go to hell , ur dismissed fucker ! ! !

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          You: hi
          You: ^^
          You: from? :)
          Stranger: a/s/l?
          You: 20 m germany
          Stranger: ewwww
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          wie immer alle sofort gehen wenn man germany schreibt :E

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            You: you will die.
            Stranger: Welcome to Pizza Whore
            Stranger: Wut
            Stranger: Whut*_>
            You: you are going to die in 13,37 seconds.
            Stranger: Ohshit
            You: look out of your window
            Stranger: that's nearl 133-
            You: i'm standing on the roof of the house next to you
            Stranger: My room doesnt have windows
            You: fuck
            Stranger: Unfortunatly.
            You have disconnected.
            or send us feedback.

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              Alter, da laufen so fertige Menschen rum, das gibt es garnicht. :D

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                hahaha das is geil^^

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                  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dMcvNemTdDY&feature=channel_page

                  Sowas bekommt man zugeschickt und dann hat man Ohrwurm .. na toll :D

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                    You: hi
                    You: from?
                    You: :)
                    Stranger: I CHOOSE YOU CHARIZARD
                    You: readmore?
                    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

                    :D

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                      You: #rm fame
                      You: :D
                      You: hi
                      You: i am pedobear
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                      You: JACKPOT
                      You: :D
                      Stranger: oh god thats priceless
                      Stranger: rofl
                      You: hahaha
                      You: very nice
                      You: :D

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                        You: hi
                        Stranger: hello there
                        You: y0 dawg
                        Stranger: how are you?
                        You: .
                        Stranger: i herd u like chattin to strangers
                        You: we put a chat in yo chat?
                        Stranger: and a stranger in yo stranger
                        You: (;
                        Stranger: where are you from
                        You: readmore :(
                        Stranger: where's that
                        You: germany^^
                        Stranger: oh cool
                        Stranger: i talked to someone else from germany
                        Stranger: WAS IT YOU?!?!?!
                        You: no i dont think so.
                        Stranger: :(
                        Stranger: how would you know?
                        Stranger: you were so quick to assume
                        You: never been online here before?
                        You: +i was
                        Stranger: you lied to me
                        You: never
                        Stranger: sigh
                        You: whatever
                        You: :)
                        Stranger: i feel cheated..
                        Stranger: to think
                        Stranger: i loved you..
                        Stranger: sigh

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                          You: hi ;-D
                          Stranger: hi
                          Stranger: rm fame würde ich mal sagen
                          You: lol :_)
                          You: auf alle rmfame :-D
                          Stranger: D:
                          Stranger: :D
                          You: xDxD
                          Stranger: also reinhaun muss weiter machen
                          Stranger: cya
                          You: und das morgens vor 9 :-D
                          Stranger: ^^
                          You: hau rein

                          is doch scheisse :-)

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                            ihr wisst schon das die seite nen fake is ne?^^ computer-antworten usw. hahah

                            edit: ok zumindest teilweise...

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                              You: hi
                              Stranger: hi
                              You: from?
                              Stranger: massachusetts
                              Stranger: you?
                              You: cologne :D
                              Stranger: I bought some the other day
                              Stranger: but where do you live?
                              You: cologne,germany
                              You: ;D
                              Stranger: oh really? Brut is my favorite personally. But seriously though. where are you from friend?
                              You: its a fucking city dude :D
                              Stranger: I know. those department stores can seem so big sometimes...
                              Stranger: so many choices
                              You: hhahahahaha
                              Stranger: so do you live in the north east too?
                              You: crazy dude
                              You: no
                              You: i#m from europe
                              Stranger: oh, cool!
                              Stranger: where in Europe are you from?
                              You: i would love to live in the states
                              You: GERMANY
                              You: again
                              Stranger: awesome
                              Stranger: that makes sense now
                              You: :D
                              Stranger: your favorite cologne to wear is named after your homeland
                              Stranger: I haven't heard of Germany cologne though... must be a brand over there in Europe
                              Stranger: so wear in Germany are you from? if you don't mind me asking
                              You: köln
                              Stranger: oh, that sounds like a nice place
                              Stranger: is there a lot of crime there?
                              You: like every other big city
                              You: but in london is more crime ;D
                              Stranger: theres a lot of crime here too
                              You: thats sure
                              Stranger: mostly the black people...

                              Stranger: you won't get in trouble if I say Nazi and its on your screen will you?
                              You: no
                              You: :D
                              Stranger: like if I went

                              nazi nazi nazi nazi nazi, hitler hitler hitler auchwitz jews.... it would be ok, you just couldn't repeat it back to me?
                              You: i could

                              You: one question
                              Stranger: yes?
                              You: is it really so fucking great to skate in the us
                              You: :D
                              You: i mean skateboarding
                              Stranger: oh I hate those young skating whipper snappers
                              You: i know
                              You: like ryan
                              You: HAHHAHAHA
                              Stranger: leave scuffs on the handrails, break cement benches
                              Stranger: one even ran over my cat
                              You: :o
                              Stranger: I shot him in the shoulder for it. he lived though, and nobody saw, so it was ok
                              Stranger: in Texas I could have killed him.
                              Stranger: thats what I get for living in the north I suppose...
                              You: :D
                              You: :D
                              Stranger: so are there many nazis still there in Germany? or did they all get sentenced to death?
                              You: in the east of germany
                              You: there are some
                              Stranger: ah, that makes sense
                              Stranger: where the russians screwed everything up
                              You: yeah :D
                              Stranger: I know some nazis around here
                              Stranger: they are in prison though
                              Stranger: they like to have buttsex... I don't judge...
                              You: nazis are gay
                              You: thats sure
                              Stranger: they were arrested for skinning black cats
                              Stranger: and making gorilla costumes to taunt black people in
                              Stranger: it was all over the news
                              Stranger: there are some KKK folk around here too
                              You: wtf
                              You: thats sick
                              Stranger: i know
                              Stranger: who would wear cat skin... ewww....
                              Stranger: most of the KKK got run out of town when they burned down a church with children still inside
                              Stranger: wasn't very popular with the townspeople as you might imagine
                              Stranger: but a few still stick it out
                              Stranger: one of there houses got egged yesterday
                              Stranger: it was funny
                              Stranger: they deserver whatever they get
                              You: thats like back in the old racism slavery days dude
                              Stranger: i know
                              Stranger: this town is pretty backwards
                              Stranger: its quiet though
                              Stranger: except when the KKK burns something down of course
                              Stranger: but quiet most of the time
                              You: :/
                              You: i have to go
                              You: byebye my friend
                              Stranger: later cologne wearing friend!
                              Stranger: it was good
                              You: :D
                              You: ya


                              kaum krass oder? :D

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                                Stranger: hi ;-D
                                Ypu: hi
                                You: rm fame würde ich mal sagen
                                Stranger: lol :_)
                                Stranger: auf alle rmfame :-D
                                You: D:
                                You: :D
                                Stranger: xDxD
                                You: also reinhaun muss weiter machen
                                You: cya
                                Stranger: und das morgens vor 9 :-D
                                You: ^^
                                Stranger: hau rein

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