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    facebook acc posten kkthx!

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      ist ganz lustig..beim ersten versuch eine 19 jährige aus island erwischt..
      hatn fast 8 monate altes kind und wünscht sich mehr aufmerksamkeit von ihrem freund ^^

      naja dafür war der 2te umso dämlicher:

      Stranger: vagina
      Stranger: cunt
      You: dummer h********n geh mir nicht auf die eier
      Stranger: Ich habe kartoffel salat in meine hose
      Stranger: du bist blod



      Stranger: james?
      Stranger: is that you?
      You: roger?
      You: hell yeah its me
      You: sup
      Stranger: how ya doin man?
      Stranger: you still with that slut?
      Stranger: oh srry
      You: yes iam lol
      Stranger: /tell me did u have sex yet?
      You: shes butt ugly but she fucks like a stud
      Stranger: yeahhhhhh, listen
      Stranger: she molested me
      Stranger: on that night u were drunk
      You: wtf
      Stranger: yeaahhh
      Stranger: she actually cut part of my penis
      You: ill pimpslap her ass for that
      Stranger: and i needed a circumsiion to make it even
      You: rofl
      You: #readmore

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        jup postet alle mögliche facebooks links und der thread wird geschlossen -.-

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          Connecting to server...
          You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
          You: HI!
          Stranger: This is neat.
          You: YES IT IS!
          Stranger: Excited much?
          You: YES I WOULD LIKE TO SUCK YOUR COCK!
          Stranger: VERY NICE
          Stranger: GREAT SUCCESS
          You: YES I THINK SO TOO
          Stranger: HOW SHALL WE GO AROUND DOING THIS
          You: WE SHALL PRAY TO THE CAPSLORD
          Stranger: OH CAPSLORD
          Stranger: PLEASE
          Stranger: IN ALL YOUR MIGHTY EQUALITY
          Stranger: IN WHICH NO LETTER IS TALLER THAN THE OTHER
          Stranger: AND IS NOT JUDGED BY NOT THEIR SIZE, BUT THE CONTENT, OF THEIR CHARACTERS
          Stranger: PLEASE LET THIS INTERNET FELLATIOIATIC CERAMONY
          Stranger: TAKE PLACE
          Stranger: (your turn)
          You have disconnected.

          Epic Win! :D

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            hab gerade 2h mit jemandem geredet ohne zu erfahren wie alt er ist oder ob er überhaupt ein er ist :D
            auf jedenfall ne sau geile idee die seite :D

            nein ich hab keine freunde!:D

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              You: hi
              Stranger: Hello what is your name
              You: tom
              Stranger: my name is
              Stranger: Weset
              Stranger: West
              Stranger: Jim West
              Stranger: Desperado
              You: cool
              Stranger: Rough rider
              Stranger: no you don't want nadda
              You: do you know readmore?
              Your conversational partner has disconnected.




              You: hi
              Stranger: hu
              You: from?
              Stranger: France
              You: ohh
              Stranger: U ?
              You: bye

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                Connecting to server...
                Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
                You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
                Stranger: hi
                You: hi
                You: asl
                Stranger: 15/f/Virginia
                You: #readmore ty
                Stranger: uh
                You: win btw :)
                Stranger: The Game
                You: looks like
                Stranger: lose
                You: :(
                You: could it be love?
                Stranger: maybe
                Stranger: are you a lesbian?
                You: maybe.
                Stranger: PROVE EET
                You: u know shxr?
                Stranger: no?
                You: a pitty :x
                Stranger: who is shxr?
                You: a german boii!
                Stranger: you mean that guy on SK Gaming?
                You: no, but on readmore.de :)
                You: whatever.
                Stranger: okay
                Stranger: thank you
                You: hf with chatting to strangers =)
                You: cu

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                  Stranger: random stranger
                  You: no you are the random stranger
                  You: i am you
                  Stranger: haha
                  Stranger: I am you but also the stranger
                  You: no you are the stranger and i am you,so if yor are you too,you must be Schizophren
                  Stranger: not Schizo im on lexipro
                  You: because you cant be a stranger and you at the same time
                  Stranger: yeah the drugs make it possible
                  Stranger: its wild
                  You: fuck now i am confused
                  Stranger: what a drag
                  You: hm so i think we better stop here,what do you (the stranger) think?
                  Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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                    Connecting to server...
                    Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
                    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
                    You: hi
                    You: whats up?
                    Stranger: heyy
                    Stranger: not muchh
                    You: why?
                    Stranger: my friend sent me this link
                    Stranger: cus i told him i was bored
                    You: your friend must be a great guy
                    Stranger: we just started school, so we dont have much work yet
                    You: where are you from? usa?
                    Stranger: haha! how are you?
                    Stranger: yeahh, socal!
                    Stranger: you>
                    Stranger: you sound american
                    You: im from germany
                    Stranger: LOL..oh crap
                    Stranger: i'm off
                    Stranger: haha
                    You: 2 am in the morning and i cant sleep
                    You: i need help
                    Stranger: oo that sucks
                    You: you have to help
                    Stranger: its only 5 pm where i am
                    Stranger: how?
                    You: its your destiny
                    Stranger: LOL
                    Stranger: sounds quite legit
                    Stranger: my destiny is to help ppl
                    You: theres a reason why your friend send you this link
                    You: so pls help me
                    Stranger: so what do you want me to do??
                    Stranger: haha
                    Stranger: you got to tell me where to start
                    You: tell me the best bedtime story you ever heard
                    Stranger: LOL..mann
                    Stranger: thats so long ago!
                    Stranger: i havent been told a bed story since i was 8 years old
                    You: but its your destiny to help ppl
                    You: so pls help me
                    You: :)
                    Stranger: haha okayy
                    Stranger: i'm going to make one up
                    You: nice
                    Stranger: haha!
                    Stranger: mann this is hardd
                    You: i believe in you
                    Stranger: LOL why cant you be normal and just fall asleep from reading a book or something
                    Stranger: thats what i do..just read the US constitution if you cant sleep
                    Stranger: that'll put you to sleep for sure!
                    You: but what about your destiny to help ppl?
                    You: there must be a reason why your friend send you this link
                    Stranger: LOL finee
                    Stranger: i'll tell you a recent tihng that happened to me
                    You: ok nice
                    Stranger: so i got an A on one of my midterms
                    Stranger: so i wnated to celebrate that night
                    Stranger: so my friends and i decided to get super wasted
                    You: great start
                    Stranger: now, i have a friend who acts pretty gayy
                    You: :D
                    Stranger: haha always making gay jokes
                    Stranger: trying to touch me in the wrong places
                    You: oO
                    Stranger: and thats when my friend is sober
                    Stranger: so that night
                    Stranger: we downed 151
                    Stranger: took a couple tequila shots
                    Stranger: rum
                    Stranger: played kings cup
                    Stranger: so we were hella drunk at that point
                    Stranger: now, i can still control some of my senses
                    Stranger: like when i'm drunk
                    Stranger: i just fall around a lot
                    Stranger: i cant walk straight
                    Stranger: or do anything right
                    Stranger: so we turned on music
                    Stranger: and started dancing while i drank out more from the goose
                    Stranger: the room got hella hot of course cus of us dancing and sweating
                    Stranger: usually at clubs, i got hella freaked out when ppl start touching me in my private places
                    Stranger: *get
                    Stranger: but..since i was drunk
                    Stranger: i didnt care
                    Stranger: this night
                    Stranger: and my friend started touching me
                    Stranger: and eventually grinding on me
                    Stranger: like a fucking dog
                    Stranger: it was hella disgusting
                    Stranger: but i couldnt push my friend off cus i was too drunk
                    Stranger: hahaha
                    Stranger: so that night, i got semi raped
                    Stranger: thats my story
                    You: hahahaha
                    Stranger: lol
                    You: i guess thats the best bedtime story i ever heard
                    Stranger: haha you're too nice
                    You: really i cant stop laughing
                    Stranger: LOL...
                    Stranger: its funny how alcohol changes you
                    Stranger: well temporarily
                    You: true :D
                    Stranger: i'm not going to lie..alcohol makes me into a slut
                    Stranger: i'll let anyone touch me
                    Stranger: even though my mind says no, my body cant stop them cus i'm too busy feeling sick
                    Stranger: haha OOO and whats worse
                    You: i guess thats one of the reasons why your friend is still clubbing with oyu :D
                    Stranger: my other friends just stood there
                    Stranger: and watched
                    Stranger: laughed
                    You: haha
                    Stranger: and recorded it
                    Stranger: and uploaded to facebook
                    You: hahaha :D
                    Stranger: lol
                    Stranger: no..i'm sure my friend parties with me cus i'm a fun drunk
                    Stranger: lol
                    Stranger: or at least i hope so
                    You: what a wonderful story
                    You: i guess now i can go to bed
                    You: :D
                    Stranger: haha okayy goodnight

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                      lol wie kommunikativ manche leute doch sind wenn sie mit einem unbekannten reden. naja phänomen des internets halt...

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                        Connecting to server...
                        You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
                        Stranger: Why do some people end the conversation after the first "hi"?
                        You: dunno
                        You: maybe cause you didnt say "hi"
                        Stranger: hi
                        You have disconnected.

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                          rassismus im internet lol

                          Connecting to server...
                          You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
                          Stranger: Hey
                          You: say hi
                          Stranger: Goo.
                          You: where you form?
                          You: from
                          Stranger: drug doin sex having city
                          Stranger: n u
                          You: russia
                          Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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                            You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
                            You: hi random
                            Stranger: Ahloa
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                            You: sup there?
                            Your conversational partner has disconnected.

                            /e: o_O

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                              Asxetos postete
                              You: Nog een drink?
                              Stranger: een cola
                              You: ja
                              Stranger: habe sie mudkipz?
                              You: 3x Pommes, een Frikandel en een Cola
                              You: Alstublieft
                              Stranger: und ein mudkip
                              You: Dat is dan vijf euro vijfenvifjtig
                              You: Geen Mudkip!
                              You: We hebben geen Mudkip
                              Stranger: jammer
                              You: Kan ik mijn geld hebben?
                              Stranger: ja ik rijd door naar het volgende raampje
                              You: Ja hoor
                              You: WARTE DU ARSCHLOCH
                              You: MEIN VERDAMMTES GELD
                              You: SCHEIß HOLLÄNDER EY
                              You have disconnected.
                              i heard he likez me :>

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                                Stranger: hello
                                You: Good night, mysterious Stranger!
                                Stranger: Thank you for your responses. They have been anonymously logged in the AI (Artifical Intelligence) response database. You can send one more response to be recorded. These are questions from promotion of a Christian website. So, be nice in your response. :-)
                                You: Okay, that's cool!
                                Stranger: Thank you for your responses. They have been anonymously logged in the AI (Artifical Intelligence) response database. You can send one more response to be recorded. These are questions from promotion of a Christian website. So, be nice in your response. :-)
                                You: Okay, that's cool!
                                Stranger: Thank you for your responses. They have been anonymously logged in the AI (Artifical Intelligence) response database. You can send one more response to be recorded. These are questions from promotion of a Christian website. So, be nice in your response. :-)
                                You: Okay, that's cool!
                                Stranger: stop doin' that
                                Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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