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ist ganz lustig..beim ersten versuch eine 19 jährige aus island erwischt..
hatn fast 8 monate altes kind und wünscht sich mehr aufmerksamkeit von ihrem freund ^^
naja dafür war der 2te umso dämlicher:
Stranger: vagina
Stranger: cunt
You: dummer h********n geh mir nicht auf die eier
Stranger: Ich habe kartoffel salat in meine hose
Stranger: du bist blod
Stranger: james?
Stranger: is that you?
You: roger?
You: hell yeah its me
You: sup
Stranger: how ya doin man?
Stranger: you still with that slut?
Stranger: oh srry
You: yes iam lol
Stranger: /tell me did u have sex yet?
You: shes butt ugly but she fucks like a stud
Stranger: yeahhhhhh, listen
Stranger: she molested me
Stranger: on that night u were drunk
You: wtf
Stranger: yeaahhh
Stranger: she actually cut part of my penis
You: ill pimpslap her ass for that
Stranger: and i needed a circumsiion to make it even
You: rofl
You: #readmore
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You: HI!
Stranger: This is neat.
You: YES IT IS!
Stranger: Excited much?
You: YES I WOULD LIKE TO SUCK YOUR COCK!
Stranger: VERY NICE
Stranger: GREAT SUCCESS
You: YES I THINK SO TOO
Stranger: HOW SHALL WE GO AROUND DOING THIS
You: WE SHALL PRAY TO THE CAPSLORD
Stranger: OH CAPSLORD
Stranger: PLEASE
Stranger: IN ALL YOUR MIGHTY EQUALITY
Stranger: IN WHICH NO LETTER IS TALLER THAN THE OTHER
Stranger: AND IS NOT JUDGED BY NOT THEIR SIZE, BUT THE CONTENT, OF THEIR CHARACTERS
Stranger: PLEASE LET THIS INTERNET FELLATIOIATIC CERAMONY
Stranger: TAKE PLACE
Stranger: (your turn)
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Epic Win! :D
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You: hi
Stranger: Hello what is your name
You: tom
Stranger: my name is
Stranger: Weset
Stranger: West
Stranger: Jim West
Stranger: Desperado
You: cool
Stranger: Rough rider
Stranger: no you don't want nadda
You: do you know readmore?
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You: hi
Stranger: hu
You: from?
Stranger: France
You: ohh
Stranger: U ?
You: bye
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Stranger: hi
You: hi
You: asl
Stranger: 15/f/Virginia
You: #readmore ty
Stranger: uh
You: win btw :)
Stranger: The Game
You: looks like
Stranger: lose
You: :(
You: could it be love?
Stranger: maybe
Stranger: are you a lesbian?
You: maybe.
Stranger: PROVE EET
You: u know shxr?
Stranger: no?
You: a pitty :x
Stranger: who is shxr?
You: a german boii!
Stranger: you mean that guy on SK Gaming?
You: no, but on readmore.de :)
You: whatever.
Stranger: okay
Stranger: thank you
You: hf with chatting to strangers =)
You: cu
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Stranger: random stranger
You: no you are the random stranger
You: i am you
Stranger: haha
Stranger: I am you but also the stranger
You: no you are the stranger and i am you,so if yor are you too,you must be Schizophren
Stranger: not Schizo im on lexipro
You: because you cant be a stranger and you at the same time
Stranger: yeah the drugs make it possible
Stranger: its wild
You: fuck now i am confused
Stranger: what a drag
You: hm so i think we better stop here,what do you (the stranger) think?
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
You: whats up?
Stranger: heyy
Stranger: not muchh
You: why?
Stranger: my friend sent me this link
Stranger: cus i told him i was bored
You: your friend must be a great guy
Stranger: we just started school, so we dont have much work yet
You: where are you from? usa?
Stranger: haha! how are you?
Stranger: yeahh, socal!
Stranger: you>
Stranger: you sound american
You: im from germany
Stranger: LOL..oh crap
Stranger: i'm off
Stranger: haha
You: 2 am in the morning and i cant sleep
You: i need help
Stranger: oo that sucks
You: you have to help
Stranger: its only 5 pm where i am
Stranger: how?
You: its your destiny
Stranger: LOL
Stranger: sounds quite legit
Stranger: my destiny is to help ppl
You: theres a reason why your friend send you this link
You: so pls help me
Stranger: so what do you want me to do??
Stranger: haha
Stranger: you got to tell me where to start
You: tell me the best bedtime story you ever heard
Stranger: LOL..mann
Stranger: thats so long ago!
Stranger: i havent been told a bed story since i was 8 years old
You: but its your destiny to help ppl
You: so pls help me
You: :)
Stranger: haha okayy
Stranger: i'm going to make one up
You: nice
Stranger: haha!
Stranger: mann this is hardd
You: i believe in you
Stranger: LOL why cant you be normal and just fall asleep from reading a book or something
Stranger: thats what i do..just read the US constitution if you cant sleep
Stranger: that'll put you to sleep for sure!
You: but what about your destiny to help ppl?
You: there must be a reason why your friend send you this link
Stranger: LOL finee
Stranger: i'll tell you a recent tihng that happened to me
You: ok nice
Stranger: so i got an A on one of my midterms
Stranger: so i wnated to celebrate that night
Stranger: so my friends and i decided to get super wasted
You: great start
Stranger: now, i have a friend who acts pretty gayy
You: :D
Stranger: haha always making gay jokes
Stranger: trying to touch me in the wrong places
You: oO
Stranger: and thats when my friend is sober
Stranger: so that night
Stranger: we downed 151
Stranger: took a couple tequila shots
Stranger: rum
Stranger: played kings cup
Stranger: so we were hella drunk at that point
Stranger: now, i can still control some of my senses
Stranger: like when i'm drunk
Stranger: i just fall around a lot
Stranger: i cant walk straight
Stranger: or do anything right
Stranger: so we turned on music
Stranger: and started dancing while i drank out more from the goose
Stranger: the room got hella hot of course cus of us dancing and sweating
Stranger: usually at clubs, i got hella freaked out when ppl start touching me in my private places
Stranger: *get
Stranger: but..since i was drunk
Stranger: i didnt care
Stranger: this night
Stranger: and my friend started touching me
Stranger: and eventually grinding on me
Stranger: like a fucking dog
Stranger: it was hella disgusting
Stranger: but i couldnt push my friend off cus i was too drunk
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: so that night, i got semi raped
Stranger: thats my story
You: hahahaha
Stranger: lol
You: i guess thats the best bedtime story i ever heard
Stranger: haha you're too nice
You: really i cant stop laughing
Stranger: LOL...
Stranger: its funny how alcohol changes you
Stranger: well temporarily
You: true :D
Stranger: i'm not going to lie..alcohol makes me into a slut
Stranger: i'll let anyone touch me
Stranger: even though my mind says no, my body cant stop them cus i'm too busy feeling sick
Stranger: haha OOO and whats worse
You: i guess thats one of the reasons why your friend is still clubbing with oyu :D
Stranger: my other friends just stood there
Stranger: and watched
Stranger: laughed
You: haha
Stranger: and recorded it
Stranger: and uploaded to facebook
You: hahaha :D
Stranger: lol
Stranger: no..i'm sure my friend parties with me cus i'm a fun drunk
Stranger: lol
Stranger: or at least i hope so
You: what a wonderful story
You: i guess now i can go to bed
You: :D
Stranger: haha okayy goodnight
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You: hi random
Stranger: Ahloa
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You: sup there?
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/e: o_O
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i heard he likez me :>Asxetos postete
You: Nog een drink?
Stranger: een cola
You: ja
Stranger: habe sie mudkipz?
You: 3x Pommes, een Frikandel en een Cola
You: Alstublieft
Stranger: und ein mudkip
You: Dat is dan vijf euro vijfenvifjtig
You: Geen Mudkip!
You: We hebben geen Mudkip
Stranger: jammer
You: Kan ik mijn geld hebben?
Stranger: ja ik rijd door naar het volgende raampje
You: Ja hoor
You: WARTE DU ARSCHLOCH
You: MEIN VERDAMMTES GELD
You: SCHEIß HOLLÄNDER EY
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Stranger: hello
You: Good night, mysterious Stranger!
Stranger: Thank you for your responses. They have been anonymously logged in the AI (Artifical Intelligence) response database. You can send one more response to be recorded. These are questions from promotion of a Christian website. So, be nice in your response. :-)
You: Okay, that's cool!
Stranger: Thank you for your responses. They have been anonymously logged in the AI (Artifical Intelligence) response database. You can send one more response to be recorded. These are questions from promotion of a Christian website. So, be nice in your response. :-)
You: Okay, that's cool!
Stranger: Thank you for your responses. They have been anonymously logged in the AI (Artifical Intelligence) response database. You can send one more response to be recorded. These are questions from promotion of a Christian website. So, be nice in your response. :-)
You: Okay, that's cool!
Stranger: stop doin' that
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